this happened to me when i was in the 10 th class(board exams time)..i had taken up chemistry tuitions as i was bad with equations that happened with the chemicals (and so also with the girls). all the good looking girls who i had heard about from my friends were there.and the malayali tutor , woh!!! she subjected to us with her verbal diarrohea (even i was her victim !!!)
the guys were made to sit on a different table and the girls on the other...my good friend had accompanied with me on the 1st day of tuition and instead of learning the equation on chemicals, he was trying his equations with the opposite sex, and for the rest of the class was ogling at how short the ladies skirts and tops were...and yes!!!!he was spotted by the tutor and yes!!!! he got the dose of verbal diarrohea, which made him never come back. he himself banished himself...at the end of the 1st day at class we were told our DO'Sand DONT'S... and the biggest DO was ALWAYS BE PREPARED WITH THE ANSWERS
then came the 2nd day of tuitions, the class had a somber look, as everyone was busy refreshing the REACTIONS of the chemicals, as well as that of the tutor if they were'nt able to answer her questions...no girl or boy wanted to look bad in front of the opposite sex (neither did i).at the beginning of the class she started with the subject...i sighed a relief thinking that she aint gonna ask any questions today and she had forgotten with it...i took up my friends role that of ogling at the girls...and no! she didnt catch me...
and then when clock was striking to go home, she sprang a surprise , IT WAS QUIZ TIME...the tiger in me who was so confidently day dreaming about the girls suddenly felt like a kitten...
she first picked on me ...damn!!! what luck???.....she verbally asked me on what would be the by-product of the following chemical reaction. and MENTALLY i didnt know the answer(the right answer was H2O)...in matter of 5 seconds i looked into everyones face trying to elicit some answer( but they were as blank as i was) ...in my desperation to understand the question once again , i meekly asked "WHAT MAM"..i felt the tutor is going to have me done for not understanding and then came THE miracle , the tutor replied "YES, YOU ARE RIGHT!!! THE ANSWER IS WATER"(the tutor had heard my WHAT as being WATER) and thus i had my great escape from my tutor
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